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It was reported today, by sources close to the Govrnment, that the current “snow chaos” was contrived by radical factions within the Met Office . The report goes on to say that the Met Office has been infiltrated by Global Coolists w, who are intent on a return to foundementalist values in the weather predicting world.
A police spokesman said “We will not rest untill we have rooted out this vile canker, We intend to put the meat back into mteorology and trash the backsides of the Coolist untill they glow cherry red. This will also have the effect of putting the war back into warming”.
Unconfirmed reports say a plot to bring in a cyclone from the Middle East has been thwarted.
Further updates are expected later.