1.Pretend you are Kowloski P.I and save the world again.
2.make some porrige, when it is cold, dye it with food dye(red/green/blue). go out onto the street and ” vomit” it up.
3.walk round the park, laughing and shaking your shoulders. see how many people avoid you. score 1 if they do, 3 if they don`t.
4.phone your friends(147 first) and ask for norris.( unless ,of course you have a friend called norris).