A statement was issued today from an organisation calling itself ” The Temperate Liberation Front ” . They issued a challenge to The Global Coolists and the authorities, to stop hiding behind their bar charts and draft excluders and pick a place to “ave it owt good `n proper like, for the right to bring in high pressure from the mid-atlantic. They carried on to say “If the Coolist lackies can`t take the moderate heat, they should take a `chill pill` and leave it to the big boys”.
So far there has been no word from the government but a short statement from the opposition said ” The government must make a stand for all the right minded warmingers in the country and show the world the way to a warmer, cherry red future”.