monkey is , as monkey does
what monkey is , is quite some buzz
what monkey does , he does for fun
it’s cheeky monkey on the run
monkey monkey monkey
yeh yeh yeh
monkey rythmn , monkey beat
he will sweep you of your feet


feeling good , couldn’t be happier
even if i was re-born as frank zappa
i wouldn’t be more delighted
if by the queen, i was knighted
ecstacy doesn’t come close
in fact by comparison it’s quite morose
feeling high as a kite
flying through light
like the sun in the heavens
the one called No seven
and i know the reason for my happiness
anti-depressants,accidental overdose, oops what a mess

yeh, so i’m talking dirty
i’m talking filth
it’s almost one-thirty
we’re getting down to the pithe
jackie and cath making me hot
yeh, it’s twitter .
lets all trot

lascivousness, crudity and innuendo
hashtag depravity
anything is green for go
so take it up your cavity
yeh, it’s twitter
alldone with levity

Social networking , it’s a bitch
‘specially when you get the itch
first it’s the e-mail, then windows live
next thing you know, your up to five
with twitter and myspace, wordpress and typepad
before you know it ,you’ve gone quite mad
’cause your hooked, like a fish on a line
oh bugger, it’s gone up to nine

take it from me
it’s all sewn up
oh yes , you’ll see
it’s a done deal , yup!

it’ll go like i said
just like clockwork
any other outcome is in your head
like babies delivered by the stork

it’ll win on the straight
so stick by me
oops!, should;ve listened to your mate
i’m off , got another date

blogs can be fun
when the’re done,
but when your half way through
they can sometimes make you blue.

it’s not that they are painful,
’cause you can be quite fanciful
with words and phrases
in coloured hazes.

the thing that can make you frown
as you are putting words down,
is will they be read by anyone
before i have become nought but bone.

but you get to the end
and you spend
a minute or three
filled with glee

just a line
to say i’m fine.
perhaps i can interest you
in a little poem or two?
scroll on down
get rid of that frown.
open your mind
if you’d be so kind.
the’re not shelley or keats,
no literary feats,
but they come from the heart
and when i start,
i write on the move,
while my minds in the groove
from begining to end
untill they are penned.
and,as with this ditty
hope you find them witty.
i thank you

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sorry, did a wake you.
i didn’t mean to do it.
i just had something
to get off my chest.
it won’t take too much longer
but it might be loud
so i will rant and shout
the it will all be out

aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh. aaaaaaaaaaaaaerrrrrggggggghhhhhhh. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggghh. aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggh!

The bonobo is a funny critter
That occasionaly gets to blog
The rest of the time
Is spent on mime
And having sex hither and thither

In a suprise move today, in what some are calling “The Weather Wars” , the Naturists Of Britain have declared their support for The Temperate Liberation Front. The N,O,B.s in a press release today said “The Coolists must be stopped at all costs. People, especially our members, must be free to bare all, which in the present climate is not possible”. They went on to say that N.O.B.s were prepared to bear arms to achieve their aims.It was also reported in Reuters that the Global Coolists had released hailstones over the Gobi Desert. It is believed by Met Office analysts that this may be training for temperature terrorist cells.
Meanwhile the T.L.F. sent a note of thanks to N.O.B. which included this message “unless the Coolist Imperialists stand down in their efforts to impose idealological temperatures on others , there will be heated debate and more. Your members may yet be called upon to stand erect , bearing arms to show the world what they are made off”.